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You Can't Do That On Television
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1979
(1)   Live! (B)
(2)   CJOH Shoestring (A)
(3)   Nickel and Dime (B)
(4)   Peanuts (B)
(5)   Repeat (B)
(6)   Ottawa Director (B)
(7)   St. Patrick's Day (A)
(8)   Backstage (B)
(9)   Executive Washrooms (A)
(10) Boring (B)
(11) Straitjackets (B)
(12) Local Show (B)
(13) Sore Foot (B)
(14) End of the Line (B)



1980
No episodes produced this year.


1981
(15) Work (A)
(16) Transportation (A)
(16) Strike Now (B)
(17) Dating (A)
(19) Fitness (A)
(20) Safety First (A)
(21) Sexual Equality (A)
(22) Personal Hygiene (B)
(23) Smoking (A)
(24) Crime & Vandalism (A)
(25) Drugs (B)
(26) Nutrition (A)
(27) Peer Pressure (A)


1982
(28) Cosmetics (A)
(29) Addictions (A)
(30) Popularity (A)
(31) Fads & Fashions (A)
(32) Vacations (A)
(33) Rip-Offs (A)
(34) Bullying (A)
(35) Culture Junk (A)
(36) Television (A)
(37) Sports (A)
(38) Heroes (A)
(39) The-Not-So-Fair Show (aka Justice/Injustice) (B)
(40) Growing Up (A+)


1983
(41) Pets (A)
(42) Rules and Regulations (A)
(43) Manners or Bad Habits (A)
(44) Medicine (A)
(45) Future World (A)
(46) Media (B)
(47) Inequality: Kids vs Adults (A)
(48) Nature (A)
(49) Cooking (B)
(50) Classical Music (A)
(51) Rumors (A)
(52) Fame (A)
(53) Priorities (A)


1984
(54) Friends (A)
(55) ESP - Magic Astrology (A+)
(56) Hobbies (A)
(57) History (C)
(58) Courage (A)
(59) Body Parts (A)
(60) Marketing (A)
(61) Foreign Countries (A)
(62) Literature (A)
(63) Moving (A)
(64) Technology (C)
(65) Ambition (A+)
(66) Clubs (A)
(67) Holidays (A)
(68) Colleges (A)
(69) Halloween (A)
(70) Christmas (B)
(71) Politics (A+)
(72) War (A)
(73) Science (A)
(74) Divorce (A)
(75) Families (A)
(76) Malls or Hangouts (B)
(77) Seasons or Weather (A)
(78) Jealousy (A+)
(79) Wealth (C)


1985
(80) Romance & Dating (A)
(81) Identity Crisis (A)
(82) Fears, Worries, and Anxieties (A)
(83) Relatives (A+)
(84) Pessimism/Optimism (A)
(85) Revenge (A+)
(86) Wildlife and Animals (A)
(87) Outer Space (A)
(88) World Records (A)
(89) Movies (A)


1986
(90)   Fairy Tales, Myths, and Legends (A+)
(91)   Pop Music (A)
(92)   Know-It-Alls (A)
(93)   Parties (A+)
(94)   Garbage (D)
(95)   TV Commercials (A)
(96)   Country (A)
(97)   Back To School (A)
(98)   Illness (A)
(99)   Enemies & Paranoia (A+)
(100) Saving Money (A+)
(101) Contests (C)
(102) Censorship (A)
(103) Poverty & Unemployment (A)
(104) Luck (A)
(105) Part-Time Jobs (A)
(106) Sleep (A)
(107) Home (A)
(108) Discipline (B)
(109) Mysteries & Crime (A)


1987
(110) Books and Reading (A+)
(111) Adoption (A)
(112) City Life (A)
(113) Anniversaries (A+)
(114) Smells (A+)


1988
No episodes produced this year.


1989
(115) Choices (A)
(116) Chores (A)
(117) Communication (A)
(118) Fitness (A)
(119) Malfunctions (A)
(120) Cleanliness (A+)
(121) Security (A)
(122) Pollution (A+)
(123) Fantasies (A)
(124) Time (A)
(125) Mistakes (A)
(126) Punishment (A)
(127) Beliefs (A)
(128) Age (B)
(129) Excess (A)
(130) Looking Cool (A+)
(131) Lost (A)
(132) Failure (A)
(133) First Times (A)
(134) Celebrations (A)
(135) Effort (A)
(136) Sports (A)
(137) Smoking (A)
(138) Generosity (A)
(139) Embarrassment (A+)


1990
(140) Blame (A)
(141) Secrets (A)
(142) Learning (A)
(143) Privileges (A)
(144) Inventions (A)


Other Stuff


1983 UFO Kidnapped
UFO Kidnapped (Pilot) (B)


1987 Worst of You Can't Do That On Television
Worst of You Can't Do That On Television (C)


1989 Worst of You Can't Do That On Television
Worst of You Can't Do That On Television (B)


1979 Whatever Turns You On
(1)   Pilot (A)
(2)   Union Fees (A)
(3)   Fan Letters (A+)
(4)   Drama Lessions (A)
(5)   Boss Helal (A)
(6)   Superstitions (A)
(7)   Repeats (A)
(8)   Christmas (A)
(9)   Winning The Lottery (A)
(10) Child Protection/Social Workers (A)
(11) Educational Programming (A)
(12) Concert/Libraries (A)
(13) Public Transit/Kidnapping (A)
(14) Commercial Programming (A)
(15) Kevin Somers, Rock Star (A)







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