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Added 07/29/08: Personal Hygiene 81





1979
(1)   Episode One
(2)   CJOH Shoestring (A)
(3)   Episode Three
(4)   Episode Four
(5)   Episode Five
(6)   Episode Six
(7)   Download   St. Patrick's Day (A)
(8)   Episode Eight
(9)   Executive Washrooms (A)
(10) Episode Ten
(11) Episode Eleven
(12) Episode Twelve
(13) Episode Thirteen


1980
No episodes produced this year.


1981
(14) Work (A)
(15) Download  Transportation (A)
(16) Download   Strike Now (B)
(17) Dating (A)
(18) Fitness (A)
(19) Safety First (A)
(20) Sexual Equality (A)
(21) Download   Personal Hygiene (B)
(22) Smoking (A)
(23) Crime & Vandalism (A)
(24) Download   Drugs (B)
(25) Download   Nutrition (A)
(26) Peer Pressure (A)


1982
(27) Cosmetics (A)
(28) Addictions (A)
(29) Popularity (A)
(30) Fads & Fashions (A)
(31) Download   Vacations (A)
(32) Download   Rip-Offs (A)
(33) Download   Bullying (A)
(34) Culture Junk (A)
(35) Television (A)
(36) Sports (A)
(37) Heroes (A)
(38) The-Not-So-Fair Show (aka Justice/Injustice) (B)
(39) Growing Up (A+)


1983
(40) Pets (A)
(41) Rules and Regulations (A)
(42) Manners or Bad Habits (A)
(43) Download   Medicine (A)
(44) Download   Future World (A)
(45) Media (B)
(46) Inequality: Kids vs Adults (A)
(47) Nature (A)
(48) Cooking (B)
(49) Classical Music (A)
(50) Download   Rumors (A)
(51) Fame (A)
(52) Download   Priorities (A)



1984
(53) Friends (A)
(54) ESP - Magic Astrology (A+)
(55) Download   Hobbies (A)
(56) History (C)
(57) Courage (A)
(58) Body Parts (A)
(59) Download   Marketing (A)
(60) Foreign Countries (A)
(61) Literature (A)
(62) Moving (A)
(63) Technology (C)
(64) Ambition (A+)
(65) Clubs (A)
(66) Holidays (A)
(67) Colleges (A)
(68) Download   Halloween (A)
(69) Download   Christmas (B)
(70) Politics (A+)
(71) Download   War (A)
(72) Science (A)
(73) Divorce (A)
(74) Download   Families (A)
(75) Malls or Hangouts (B)
(76) Seasons or Weather (A)
(77) Download   Jealousy (A+)
(78) Wealth (C)


1985
(79) Romance & Dating (A)
(80) Download   Identity Crisis (A)
(81) Fears, Worries, and Anxieties (A)
(82) Relatives (A+)
(83) Pessimism/Optimism (A)
(84) Revenge (A+)
(85) Download   Wildlife and Animals (A)
(86) Download   Outer Space (A)
(87) Download   World Records (A)
(88) Movies (A)


1986
(89)   Fairy Tales, Myths, and Legends (A+)
(90)   Download   Pop Music (A)
(91)   Download   Know-It-Alls (A)
(92)   Parties (A+)
(93)   Garbage (D)
(94)   Download   TV Commercials (A)
(95)   Country (A)
(96)   Back To School (A)
(97)   Download   Illness (A)
(98)   Enemies & Paranoia (A+)
(99)   Saving Money (A+)
(100) Contests (C)
(101) Download   Censorship (A)
(102) Poverty & Unemployment (A)
(103) Luck (A)
(104) Download   Part-Time Jobs (A)
(105) Sleep (A)
(106) Home (A)
(107) Discipline (B)
(108) Mysteries & Crime (A)


1987
(109) Books and Reading (A+)
(110) Download   Adoption (A)
(111) Download   City Life (A)
(112) Anniversaries (A+)
(113) Smells (A+)


1988
No episodes produced this year.


1989
(114) Choices (A)
(115) Chores (A)
(116) Communication (A)
(117) Download   Fitness (A)
(118) Malfunctions (A)
(119) Download   Cleanliness (A+)
(120) Security (A)
(121) Download   Pollution (A+)
(122) Fantasies (A)
(123) Time (A)
(124) Mistakes (A)
(125) Punishment (A)
(126) Beliefs (A)
(127) Download   Age (B)
(128) Excess (A)
(129) Looking Cool (A+)
(130) Lost (A)
(131) Failure (A)
(132) First Times (A)
(133) Celebrations (A)
(134) Effort (A)
(135) Sports (A)
(136) Smoking (A)
(137) Generosity (A)
(138) Embarrassment (A+)


1990
(139) Download   Blame (A)
(140) Secrets (A)
(141) Download   Learning (A)
(142) Download   Privileges (A)
(143) Download   Inventions (A)


Other Stuff


1983 UFO Kidnapped
UFO Kidnapped (Pilot) (B)


1989 Worst of You Can't Do That On Television
Download   Worst of You Can't Do That On Television (B)


1979 Whatever Turns You On
(1)   Pilot (A)
(2)   Union Fees (C)
(3)   Fan Letters (A+) [Only first half of show]
(4)   Drama Lessions (A) [Only first half of show]
(5)   Boss Helal (C)
(6)   Superstitions (C)
(7)   Repeats (C)
(8)   Christmas (C)
(9)   Winning The Lottery (C)
(10) Episode Ten
(11) Episode Eleven
(12) Episode Twelve
(13) Kevin Somers, Rock Star (C)







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