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You Can't Do That On Television
Episode Guide



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Added 07/18/14: Security 89, Pollution 89, Fantasies 89


Added 07/23/14: Time 89, Mistakes 89, Punishment 89, Worst 89





1979
(1)   Episode One
(2)   CJOH Shoestring (A)
(3)   Episode Three
(4)   Episode Four
(5)   Episode Five
(6)   Episode Six
(7)   St. Patrick's Day (A)
(8)   Episode Eight
(9)   Executive Washrooms (A)
(10) Episode Ten
(11) Episode Eleven
(12) Episode Twelve
(13) Episode Thirteen


1980
No episodes produced this year.


1981
(14) Work (A)
(15) Transportation (A)
(16) Strike Now (B)
(17) Dating (A)
(18) Fitness (A)
(19) Safety First (A)
(20) Sexual Equality (A)
(21) Personal Hygiene (B)
(22) Smoking (A)
(23) Crime & Vandalism (A)
(24) Drugs (B)
(25) Nutrition (A)
(26) Peer Pressure (A)


1982
(27) Cosmetics (A)
(28) Addictions (A)
(29) Popularity (A)
(30) Fads & Fashions (A)
(31) Vacations (A)
(32) Rip-Offs (A)
(33) Bullying (A)
(34) Culture Junk (A)
(35) Television (A)
(36) Sports (A)
(37) Heroes (A)
(38) The-Not-So-Fair Show (aka Justice/Injustice) (B)
(39) Growing Up (A+)


1983
(40) Pets (A)
(41) Rules and Regulations (A)
(42) Manners or Bad Habits (A)
(43) Medicine (A)
(44) Future World (A)
(45) Media (B)
(46) Inequality: Kids vs Adults (A)
(47) Nature (A)
(48) Cooking (B)
(49) Classical Music (A)
(50) Rumors (A)
(51) Fame (A)
(52) Priorities (A)



1984
(53) Friends (A)
(54) ESP - Magic Astrology (A+)
(55) Hobbies (A)
(56) History (C)
(57) Courage (A)
(58) Body Parts (A)
(59) Marketing (A)
(60) Foreign Countries (A)
(61) Literature (A)
(62) Moving (A)
(63) Technology (C)
(64) Ambition (A+)
(65) Clubs (A)
(66) Holidays (A)
(67) Colleges (A)
(68) Halloween (A)
(69) Christmas (B)
(70) Politics (A+)
(71) War (A)
(72) Science (A)
(73) Divorce (A)
(74) Families (A)
(75) Malls or Hangouts (B)
(76) Seasons or Weather (A)
(77) Jealousy (A+)
(78) Wealth (C)


1985
(79) Romance & Dating (A)
(80) Identity Crisis (A)
(81) Fears, Worries, and Anxieties (A)
(82) Relatives (A+)
(83) Pessimism/Optimism (A)
(84) Revenge (A+)
(85) Wildlife and Animals (A)
(86) Outer Space (A)
(87) World Records (A)
(88) Movies (A)


1986
(89)   Fairy Tales, Myths, and Legends (A+)
(90)   Pop Music (A)
(91)   Know-It-Alls (A)
(92)   Parties (A+)
(93)   Garbage (D)
(94)   Download   TV Commercials (A)
(95)   Country (A)
(96)   Illness (A)
(98)   Enemies & Paranoia (A+)
(99)   Saving Money (A+)
(100) Contests (C)
(101) Download   Censorship (A)
(102) Download   Poverty & Unemployment (A)
(103) Download   Luck (A)
(104) Part-Time Jobs (A)
(105) Sleep (A)
(106) Download   Home (A)
(107) Discipline (B)
(108) Mysteries & Crime (A)


1987
(109) Download   Books and Reading (A+)
(110) Download   Adoption (A)
(111) City Life (A)
(112) Download   Anniversaries (A+)
(113) Download   Smells (A+)


1988
No episodes produced this year.


1989
(114) Download   Choices (A)
(115) Chores (A)
(116) Communication (A)
(117) Download   Fitness (A)
(118) Download   Malfunctions (A)
(119) Download   Cleanliness (A+)
(120) Download   Security (A)
(121) Download   Pollution (A+)
(122) Download   Fantasies (A)
(123) Download   Time (A)
(124) Download   Mistakes (A)
(125) Download   Punishment (A)
(126) Beliefs (A)
(127) Age (B)
(128) Excess (A)
(129) Looking Cool (A+)
(130) Lost (A)
(131) Failure (A)
(132) First Times (A)
(133) Celebrations (A)
(134) Effort (A)
(135) Sports (A)
(136) Smoking (A)
(137) Generosity (A)
(138) Embarrassment (A+)


1990
(139) Download   Blame (A)
(140) Download   Secrets (A)
(141) Download   Learning (A)
(142) Download   Privileges (A)
(143) Download   Inventions (A)


Other Stuff


1983 UFO Kidnapped
UFO Kidnapped (Pilot) (B)


1987 Worst of You Can't Do That On Television
Worst of You Can't Do That On Television (C)


1989 Worst of You Can't Do That On Television
Download   Worst of You Can't Do That On Television (B)


1979 Whatever Turns You On
(1)   Pilot (A)
(2)   Union Fees (A)
(3)   Fan Letters (A+)
(4)   Drama Lessions (A)
(5)   Boss Helal (A)
(6)   Superstitions (A)
(7)   Repeats (A)
(8)   Christmas (A)
(9)   Winning The Lottery (A)
(10) Child Protection (A)
(11) Educational Programming (A)
(12) Concert/Libraries (A)
(13) Public Transit/Kidnapping (A)
(14) Commercial Programming (A)
(15) Kevin Somers, Rock Star (A)







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