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You Can't Do That On Television
Episode Guide



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Added 04/01/08: Identity Crisis 85, Chores 89, Malfunctions 89

Added 04/15/08: Marketing 84

Added 05/01/08: Drugs 81, Smoking 89

Added 05/06/08: Nutrition 81




1979
(1)   Episode One
(2)   CJOH Shoestring (A)
(3)   Episode Three
(4)   Episode Four
(5)   Episode Five
(6)   Episode Six
(7)   Download   St. Patrick's Day (A)
(8)   Episode Eight
(9)   Executive Washrooms (A)
(10) Episode Ten
(11) Episode Eleven
(12) Episode Twelve
(13) Episode Thirteen


1980
No episodes produced this year.


1981
(14) Work (A)
(15) Download  Transportation (A)
(16) Download   Strike Now (B)
(17) Dating (A)
(18) Fitness (A)
(19) Safety First (A)
(20) Sexual Equality (A)
(21) Personal Hygiene (B)
(22) Smoking (A)
(23) Crime & Vandalism (A)
(24) Download   Drugs (B)
(25) Download   Nutrition (A)
(26) Peer Pressure (A)


1982
(27) Cosmetics (A)
(28) Addictions (A)
(29) Popularity (A)
(30) Fads & Fashions (A)
(31) Download   Vacations (A)
(32) Download   Rip-Offs (A)
(33) Download   Bullying (A)
(34) Culture Junk (A)
(35) Television (A)
(36) Sports (A)
(37) Heroes (A)
(38) The-Not-So-Fair Show (aka Justice/Injustice) (B)
(39) Growing Up (A+)


1983
(40) Pets (A)
(41) Rules and Regulations (A)
(42) Download   Manners or Bad Habits (A)
(43) Download   Medicine (A)
(44) Future World (A)
(45) Media (B)
(46) Inequality: Kids vs Adults (A)
(47) Nature (A)
(48) Cooking (B)
(49) Classical Music (A)
(50) Rumors (A)
(51) Fame (A)
(52) Download   Priorities (A)



1984
(53) Friends (A)
(54) ESP - Magic Astrology (A+)
(55) Download   Hobbies (A)
(56) History (C)
(57) Courage (A)
(58) Body Parts (A)
(59) Download   Marketing (A)
(60) Foreign Countries (A)
(61) Literature (A)
(62) Moving (A)
(63) Technology (C)
(64) Ambition (A+)
(65) Clubs (A)
(66) Holidays (A)
(67) Colleges (A)
(68) Download   Halloween (A)
(69) Download   Christmas (B)
(70) Download   Politics (A+)
(71) Download   War (A)
(72) Science (A)
(73) Divorce (A)
(74) Download   Families (A)
(75) Malls or Hangouts (B)
(76) Seasons or Weather (A)
(77) Download   Jealousy (A+)
(78) Download   Wealth (C)


1985
(79) Romance & Dating (A)
(80) Download   Identity Crisis (A)
(81) Fears, Worries, and Anxieties (A)
(82) Relatives (A+)
(83) Pessimism/Optimism (A)
(84) Revenge (A+)
(85) Wildlife and Animals (A)
(86) Download   Outer Space (A)
(87) World Records (A)
(88) Movies (A)


1986
(89)   Fairy Tales, Myths, and Legends (A+)
(90)   Download   Pop Music (A)
(91)   Download   Know-It-Alls (A)
(92)   Parties (A+)
(93)   Garbage (D)
(94)   Download   TV Commercials (A)
(95)   Country (A)
(96)   Back To School (A)
(97)   Illness (A)
(98)   Enemies & Paranoia (A+)
(99)   Saving Money (A+)
(100) Contests (C)
(101) Censorship (A)
(102) Poverty & Unemployment (A)
(103) Luck (A)
(104) Download   Part-Time Jobs (A)
(105) Sleep (A)
(106) Home (A)
(107) Discipline (B)
(108) Mysteries & Crime (A)


1987
(109) Books and Reading (A+)
(110) Download   Adoption (A)
(111) Download   City Life (A)
(112) Anniversaries (A+)
(113) Smells (A+)


1988
No episodes produced this year.


1989
(114) Choices (A)
(115) Download   Chores (A)
(116) Communication (A)
(117) Fitness (A)
(118) Download   Malfunctions (A)
(119) Download   Cleanliness (A+)
(120) Security (A)
(121) Pollution (A+)
(122) Fantasies (A)
(123) Download   Time (A)
(124) Mistakes (A)
(125) Punishment (A)
(126) Beliefs (A)
(127) Age (B)
(128) Excess (A)
(129) Looking Cool (A+)
(130) Lost (A)
(131) Download   Failure (A)
(132) First Times (A)
(133) Celebrations (A)
(134) Download   Effort (A)
(135) Sports (A)
(136) Download   Smoking (A)
(137) Generosity (A)
(138) Embarrassment (A+)


1990
(139) Download   Blame (A)
(140) Secrets (A)
(141) Learning (A)
(142) Download   Privileges (A)
(143) Inventions (A)


Other Stuff


1983 UFO Kidnapped
UFO Kidnapped (Pilot) (B)


1989 Worst of You Can't Do That On Television
Download   Worst of You Can't Do That On Television (B)


1979 Whatever Turns You On
(1)   Pilot (A)
(2)   Union Fees (C)
(3)   Fan Letters (A+) [Only first half of show]
(4)   Drama Lessions (A) [Only first half of show]
(5)   Boss Helal (C)
(6)   Superstitions (C)
(7)   Repeats (C)
(8)   Christmas (C)
(9)   Winning The Lottery (C)
(10) Episode Ten
(11) Episode Eleven
(12) Episode Twelve
(13) Kevin Somers, Rock Star (C)







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