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You Can't Do That On Television
Episode Guide



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Added 07/23/14: Time 89, Mistakes 89, Punishment 89, Worst of YCDTOTV 89

Added 08/17/14: Beliefs 89, Age 89, Excess 89, Looking Cool 89, Lost 89, Failure 89

Added 08/25/14: First Times 89, Celebration 89, Effort 89, Sports 89, Smoking 89, Generosity 89, Embarrassment 89,
UFO Kidnapped 83, Photos were added to the Worst of YCDTOTV 87 Page, Photos were added to the WTYO Public Transit/Kidnapping Page



Added 08/30/14: Added Episode One 79 Page, Added Episode Three 79 Page





1979
(1)   Episode One (B)
(2)   CJOH Shoestring (A)
(3)   Episode Three (B)
(4)   Episode Four
(5)   Episode Five
(6)   Episode Six
(7)   St. Patrick's Day (A)
(8)   Episode Eight
(9)   Executive Washrooms (A)
(10) Episode Ten
(11) Episode Eleven
(12) Episode Twelve
(13) Episode Thirteen


1980
No episodes produced this year.


1981
(14) Work (A)
(15) Transportation (A)
(16) Strike Now (B)
(17) Dating (A)
(18) Fitness (A)
(19) Safety First (A)
(20) Sexual Equality (A)
(21) Personal Hygiene (B)
(22) Smoking (A)
(23) Crime & Vandalism (A)
(24) Drugs (B)
(25) Nutrition (A)
(26) Peer Pressure (A)


1982
(27) Cosmetics (A)
(28) Addictions (A)
(29) Popularity (A)
(30) Fads & Fashions (A)
(31) Vacations (A)
(32) Rip-Offs (A)
(33) Bullying (A)
(34) Culture Junk (A)
(35) Television (A)
(36) Sports (A)
(37) Heroes (A)
(38) The-Not-So-Fair Show (aka Justice/Injustice) (B)
(39) Growing Up (A+)


1983
(40) Pets (A)
(41) Rules and Regulations (A)
(42) Manners or Bad Habits (A)
(43) Medicine (A)
(44) Future World (A)
(45) Media (B)
(46) Inequality: Kids vs Adults (A)
(47) Nature (A)
(48) Cooking (B)
(49) Classical Music (A)
(50) Rumors (A)
(51) Fame (A)
(52) Priorities (A)



1984
(53) Friends (A)
(54) ESP - Magic Astrology (A+)
(55) Hobbies (A)
(56) History (C)
(57) Courage (A)
(58) Body Parts (A)
(59) Marketing (A)
(60) Foreign Countries (A)
(61) Literature (A)
(62) Moving (A)
(63) Technology (C)
(64) Ambition (A+)
(65) Clubs (A)
(66) Holidays (A)
(67) Colleges (A)
(68) Halloween (A)
(69) Christmas (B)
(70) Politics (A+)
(71) War (A)
(72) Science (A)
(73) Divorce (A)
(74) Families (A)
(75) Malls or Hangouts (B)
(76) Seasons or Weather (A)
(77) Jealousy (A+)
(78) Wealth (C)


1985
(79) Romance & Dating (A)
(80) Identity Crisis (A)
(81) Fears, Worries, and Anxieties (A)
(82) Relatives (A+)
(83) Pessimism/Optimism (A)
(84) Revenge (A+)
(85) Wildlife and Animals (A)
(86) Outer Space (A)
(87) World Records (A)
(88) Movies (A)


1986
(89)   Fairy Tales, Myths, and Legends (A+)
(90)   Pop Music (A)
(91)   Know-It-Alls (A)
(92)   Parties (A+)
(93)   Garbage (D)
(94)   TV Commercials (A)
(95)   Country (A)
(96)   Illness (A)
(98)   Enemies & Paranoia (A+)
(99)   Saving Money (A+)
(100) Contests (C)
(101) Download   Censorship (A)
(102) Poverty & Unemployment (A)
(103) Download   Luck (A)
(104) Part-Time Jobs (A)
(105) Sleep (A)
(106) Download   Home (A)
(107) Discipline (B)
(108) Mysteries & Crime (A)


1987
(109) Books and Reading (A+)
(110) Download   Adoption (A)
(111) City Life (A)
(112) Download   Anniversaries (A+)
(113) Smells (A+)


1988
No episodes produced this year.


1989
(114) Download   Choices (A)
(115) Chores (A)
(116) Communication (A)
(117) Download   Fitness (A)
(118) Download   Malfunctions (A)
(119) Download   Cleanliness (A+)
(120) Download   Security (A)
(121) Download   Pollution (A+)
(122) Download   Fantasies (A)
(123) Download   Time (A)
(124) Download   Mistakes (A)
(125) Download   Punishment (A)
(126) Download   Beliefs (A)
(127) Download   Age (B)
(128) Download   Excess (A)
(129) Download   Looking Cool (A+)
(130) Download   Lost (A)
(131) Download   Failure (A)
(132) Download   First Times (A)
(133) Download   Celebrations (A)
(134) Download   Effort (A)
(135) Download   Sports (A)
(136) Download   Smoking (A)
(137) Download   Generosity (A)
(138) Download   Embarrassment (A+)


1990
(139) Download   Blame (A)
(140) Download   Secrets (A)
(141) Download   Learning (A)
(142) Download   Privileges (A)
(143) Download   Inventions (A)


Other Stuff


1983 UFO Kidnapped
Download   UFO Kidnapped (Pilot) (B)


1987 Worst of You Can't Do That On Television
Worst of You Can't Do That On Television (C)


1989 Worst of You Can't Do That On Television
Download   Worst of You Can't Do That On Television (B)


1979 Whatever Turns You On
(1)   Pilot (A)
(2)   Union Fees (A)
(3)   Fan Letters (A+)
(4)   Drama Lessions (A)
(5)   Boss Helal (A)
(6)   Superstitions (A)
(7)   Repeats (A)
(8)   Christmas (A)
(9)   Winning The Lottery (A)
(10) Child Protection/Social Workers (A)
(11) Educational Programming (A)
(12) Concert/Libraries (A)
(13) Public Transit/Kidnapping (A)
(14) Commercial Programming (A)
(15) Kevin Somers, Rock Star (A)







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